
Guacamole with Spicy Cucumbers and Radishes, this is what makes life worth living.
While I love me some avocado on just about everything, nothing marries my heart to my stomach quite like a big ol’ bowl of mushed up guacamole. In the pit of my heart (and stomach), I truly believe avocados were put on this earth solely for guacamole. Avocado as salad toppings or pressed into buttery avocado oil
Since I can put away an entire molcajete
My guacamole is fairly basic, with a few minor tweaks to let that avocado shine. I like to use shallots in place of onions so things don’t get overpowered with onion fumes. I use plenty of cilantro for herby freshness and spice it up with finely chopped serrano chiles. Then I cut all of that rich avocado fat with loads of fresh squeezed lime and briney, crunchy sea salt flakes. I top it all off with thin slices of serrano chiles and toasted pepitas
I first had the combo of Guacamole with Spicy Cucumbers at my #1, all-time, hands-down, far and away, favorite restaurant in Portland, OR, ¿Por Qué No?. Since there is no way on earth I could ever recreate their to-die-for Barbacoa topped Bryan’s Bowl, seasonally inspired veggie tacos or ass kicking pints of spicy house made margaritas, I can at least mimic the PQN staple and make my own Guacamole with Spicy Cucumbers and Radishes here at home in in California.
Whenever I’m homesick for squeezing into the itty bitty, hole in the wall in my old Portland neighborhood, I crank the 90s hip hop (just like they do at PQN) mash up some Guacamole with Spicy Cucumbers and Radishes and call my best friend, Bridget, to reminisce about our fave little taco shop in all of the land.



My guacamole is pretty simple and the ingredients strike a perfect balance between salt, fat, acid and heat



Who doesn’t love the luscious beauties? Avocados on everything, please!






But, I always stir in the tomatoes to keep them chunky and fresh.



I love the cucumbers and radishes in place of tortilla chips but I still miss that crunchy bite sometimes, so I add toasted pepitas



Thick and sturdy slices of cucumbers and radishes get hit with a healthy spritz of zesty lime juice, fiery red chile flakes and crunchy salt just before serving.






Guacamole with Spicy Cucumbers and Radishes, I could live in this bowl forever.



Really there is only thing that can be said here…Holy Guacamole!

Guacamole with Spicy Cucumbers and Radishes
- Total Time: 10 minutes
- Yield: 3 cups
Description
Guacamole takes a walk on the lighter side when served with thick cut, lime spritzed, spicy cucumbers and radishes in place of tortilla chips. A fresh and balanced combo with just the right amounts of salt, fat, acid and heat.
Ingredients
GUACAMOLE
- 4 ripe avocados
- 2 small shallots
- 1–2 serrano chile peppers (optional) (1 for some spice, 2 for extra spicy)
- 1/4 cup cilantro
- 1 roma tomato
- 1–2 limes (to taste)
- salt (to taste)
- pepper (to taste)
- 1/4 cup pepitas (toasted)
SPICY CUCUMBERS AND RADISHES
- 2 cucumbers (thickly sliced)
- 4 radishes (thickly sliced)
- 1–2 limes (to taste)
- 1 teaspoons red chili flakes ((or alternatively use Tajín Clássic Seasoning to taste))
- coarse or crunchy salt flakes (to taste)
Instructions
GUACAMOLE
- Dice the tomatoes. Finely chop the shallots and half of the serrano chiles. Thinly slice the remaining chiles and reserve for garnish. Chop the cilantro.
- Smash avocados with a wooden spoon or fork in a medium bowl until mashed but still slightly chunky. Mix in the chopped shallots and finely chopped chiles with half of the lime juice, add salt and pepper. Stir in the tomatoes and cilantro.
- Taste and add more lime, salt and pepper accordingly.
- Top with toasted pepitas and garnish with thinly sliced chiles, cilantro and salt and pepper.
SPICY CUCUMBERS AND RADISHES
- Slice the cucumbers and radishes into thick and sturdy slices that will hold loads of guac.
- Spritz with fresh lime juice, sprinkle with red chile flakes and salt as desired. Or alternatively sprinkle with Tajín Clássic Seasoning to taste.
- Serve immediately and eat every last bite.
Notes
Serve this in place of tortilla chips for a guilt-free(ish) snack or alongside chips for for a little indulgence.
Works great with carrots or jicima as well!
- Prep Time: 10 minutes